Nipples. They just freak people out.
photo courtesy of New York Daily News
That’s a debate I can’t ever see happening in Charleston. Topless in Times Square is not the same as topless in Marion Square. It’s not that we’re Lowcountry prudes, and it’s not that we don’t know how to behave when we see topless women – recent news stories aside.
No, there are five perfectly good reasons we’ll never have topless in Marion Square.
Possible reason #6, too many College of Charleston coeds to compete with?
Maybe there are more reasons? I’d be glad to hear yours.