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"When I prayed during the winter months, I asked the Lord to make it warm. I did not say, 'Looooord, please bring the devil from hell and have him sit his ass crack on earth....' That's not what I asked for. That is not what I requested." —Girl in my favorite video ever
By now, you know how I feel about the heat. I alluded to it in my last post, and I should add that sometimes I cry a little when I get too hot. I don't mean I cry to myself... I mean regular crying.
So you can imagine how I felt this morning when my sister forwarded me this video. Let's just say, this woman had me at "I'm not tropical. I'm not a damn toucan." Also, I think she's naked... well done in driving home the point. Anyway, I think I'm going to call this girl and ask her if we can hang out. Not barbecue together—she makes perfectly clear how she feels about that—or form a beach volleyball team... We'll just sit on bags of crushed ice, sweat, and cry a little together.
Now crank up the AC and enjoy...